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This is my LiveJournal. There are many like it, but this one is mine. I'm not especially exciting, dramatic, sexy, macho, outspoken or even interesting. But I'm me. And I can't think of anything more important to be. If that's not what you're looking for, you should probably look elsewhere.

Don't bother trying to tell me what should or should not be written in this journal. I don't edit this for anyone, including myself, and I don't tell anyone else what they should or should not write about. Deal with it.

I write about things that are of interest to me...or sometimes, things that bore me to tears. I try to find humor, but sometimes fail horribly. I occasionally wax philosophic, and frequently babble about trivialities. Again, deal with it. Want drama? Watch TNT or click random LJ accounts until you find something entertaining. Better yet, go join in this thing called life. It should be plenty dramatic for you. I know mine is for me. "May you live in interesting times" is the most potent curse I know.

On to happier things.

My bio, the "Cliffs Notes"™ version:

Born in 1962 and have had good luck surviving so far. Associate's in Liberal Arts, divorced, one child, licenses and certificates out the yin-yang with more on the way all the time (some are even useful!). I've been a soldier, a clerk, a trucker, a bus driver, a DJ, a medic, a sheet-metal worker, a dispatcher, a videographer, a pilot, a firefighter, a travel agent, a student, a programmer, a disc jockey and some other, less probable, things...where I go next is anyone's guess, but I'll tell you as soon as I know!
Description: big, hairy, middle-aged, truck-driver-type with a receding hairline and expanding midsection...the rest is subject to change without advance notice. (with apologies and homage to Anne McCaffrey)